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Who would I have dinner with? Good question. I mean, throughout history there has been numerous influential people that have changed the face of human history. But why would I want to have dinner with Napoleon? I don't speak French plus I don't have high chairs. If I invited Gandhi would he even eat? What about Caligula? Would he invite a horse to dinner? I mean what if I also invited Kobayashi, I'm sure he's hungry enough to eat that very same horse.

No, I would not invite any of these historic people. I'm not multilingual or very well cultured and I have no idea what would I serve to meet the needs of their vastly diversified dietary habits.

However, I do have some people in mind: Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Warren Zevon, my Grandparents, Jerry Garcia, and maybe some supermodel (let's say Morgan Freeman).

I'm sure dinner would be awkward. But I know one thing quite well, I would invite Jesus so he can provide us with free wine.