Super Mario World: Better than Tetris

I have a friend who is almost certain Tetris is better than Super Mario World. He is wrong. SOO WRONG!!!! He tries to associate Tetris with his philosophy on life stating that, "In Tetris, like life, all that you know is what happened in the past, what piece you currently have, and what piece is next."

So my friend is basing his life on a video game and I, Shawn Holton, have come to debunk his beliefs and destroy his hopes and dreams. So let us begin with making some new philosophical movements based on popular video games.

1. The Game: Halo 3
The New Philosophy: Mastercheifianism
Layman's Terms: Kill Little Kids via the internet
The Beliefs: "Mastercheifianism" believes rather strongly that the world is an epic battle between, well just about everyone. Taking the teachings of Hobbes, the natural state of man is WAR, however, we shouldn't try and fight these innate impulses. No instead we should kill everything that moves, as long as its designated a different color than your own. Actually, now that I think of it the "Mastercheifianism" movement is heavily based on racial bias: kill someone who's a different color than you or be killed by them. This is a terrible new movement which is growing in the minds of our country's youth and I blame it on Halo 3.

2. The Game: Tetris
The New Philosophy: Blockism
Layman's Term: Try and destroy geometric figures.
The Beliefs: Many "Blockists" try to associate their lives with pieces. I don't get it. They would like to think that they can learn from their mistakes and put their lives together like pieces of a puzzle but really their only goal is to eliminate geometrical shapes and get high scores. However, blockism, in its most simplistic form isn't too bad if you are spatially talented but its transition into practical application. Many people go crazy after adopting these doctrines. Example:
these are adamant Blockists. Do you see their craziness?

3. The Game: Super Mario World
The Philosophy: BowserKinappedThePrincess...Againism
Layman's Terms: You are a fat Italian Plumber with a mustache and for some reason your girlfriend keeps getting abducted by some crazy Dinosaur for like the 4th time since you met her. Oh yeah and your brother the janitor is there to help.
The Beliefs: I'll get around to this.