They say you can tell alot about a person by the things they own. So I decided to do a test. I will tell you everything that is in my desk drawers and you, the audience, can make assumptions about my true identity, the real face of the man behind the words.
Let's begin with the top of my desk: Speakers, a portable wireless adapter, notebooks, Slaughter House Five,, one empty can of green tea, one empty bottle of hot sauce, glasses, a sharpie, a guitar tuner, picks, and a microphone.
Top Drawer, Left: Roughly 20 sugar packets, Flintstone vitamins, a highlighter, a sharpie, nail clippers, a pen, and one book of matches.
Middle Drawer, Left: Cat treats, empty soda can, empty flea collar box.
Bottom Left: One disposable camera, empty altoids container, broken ipod.
Top right: Three broken lighters, one box of thumbnails, one chinese food menu, one sticker, emergency debit card.
Middle right: q tips, alan wrench, one heat patch.
Bottom right: nothing.
Middle: Grandmother cards.
So there you have it, my life in drawers. So who am I? Tell me, I need to know.
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Interesting post! Anyone who reads Vonnegut automatically gets +++ cool points in my book, so my judgment of the other things on/in your desk will be biased :P
ReplyDeleteI see you as pet-friendly, musically inclined, and minimalistic. Carefree about empty cans or other trash-able things. And for an entire drawer devoted to grandmother cards, very sweet.
We don't know each other too well, but from the looks (or descriptions, rather) of your desk, you're a pretty cool guy!